South by Southwest is quickly approaching. There will be lots of talented, attractive, successful people visiting Austin. How will you ever have a chance of scoring with them? Here are some pick up lines to set you a part from the pack.
There's a secret show going on in my bedroom tonight and you're invited. But you got RSVP online. For reals. Even though I am not even going to check when you get there. You still got to RSVP.
Do you want to go shopping for unflattering pants with me?
Hey, Babe! I got some free condoms and Vitawater this morning…and I'm all out Vitawater.
Must not puke from Vitawater overconsumption for this line to work
That vintage aviation suit looks good on you but it would look better on the floor of my friend's living room because I am currently renting out my place on Airbnb for some extra cash and crashing on my friend's couch.
I don't know what you are doing later, but I built a reinforced tunnel beneath the Fader Fort over the past two months and you look like the kind of boy/girl that would be good at the army crawl.
End line with a wink
You're the cutest boy/girl in I've seen in a bra top made out of reclaimed wood all day and I've seen about 33.
My friend owns a helicopter and can get us out of here.
To be used towards the end of the festival
THERE ARE LIKE 30 MILLION PEOPLE IN A ONE MILE RADIUS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T MAKE ME GO HOME ALONE TONIGHT